Alburquerky
I made it to Albuquerque. Flight, sucked. Middle seat. No leg room. Exit row behind me, so my seat wouldn't recline. No movie. Got chips though! You know how when the plan lands, folks in the aisle stand up to get their luggage? When the guy stood up across the aisle from me, the family in the other seats used the spare seat to change their daughter's diaper. Ummmm, they couldn't wait 2 mins to do that in the airport restroom? They waited the entire flight, they couldn't have used the airport restroom? No, they had to share their joy with the rest of the passengers as we were waiting to deboard the plane.
Where y'all at?
I know they got some black folks out here somewhere. I haven't seen ANY! The only black I've seen is on the news. They finally caught the guy that killed his ex-girlfriend on America's Most Wanted. I've been to Walgreens (had to buy some Gatorade), restaurant, hotel, watched the news... WHERE Y'ALL AT? It's hot as hell here, by the way. If I lived here, no would ever see me either. I'd be in basement until the sun sets.
Paintball
I organized a group of folks to play some paintball on Saturday. It was a lot of fun. 16 folks came out. Pretty good, since about the same number didn't show. We had a great time. I do have a few war wounds. They seem to be disappearing slowly. One girl came out, she was braver than many of the guys! Many of us met at IHOP first. I was thinking everyone flaked on me, since no one was there 15 mintues after our meet time. Then I remembered how 'you people' are. The gang was there between 20-30 minutes late. It was all good from then on. I need to start playing basketball again or something. I was so extremely sore. Soaking in my hot tub was just what I needed. Now I have to prepare for my camping/white water rafting/horseback riding trip immediately after I return back home.
Keyword Search
You guys are right, it is hilarious looking at the web searches folks use to find your sight. Some horny devil found my site by searching for "Ciara's Ass Crack". HA-HA-HA What are the crazy searches you've seen? Burger King and Rent-a-rim are my most popular searches. Speaking of BK, there was a long article on their new CEO in today's USA TODAY. He believes that provacative advertisements appeals more to their core customers (18-35 males), and they desire to see ads that they grew up with. I don't remember seeing a perverted, stalking, big ole plastic head in commercials when I grew up.
Favorites
I see Curvy called me out to list my favorites. I'll see what I can come up with.
posted by Jez Chill @ 10:07 PM
7 comments
7 Comments:
LOL. You are lucky they got the fugitive before you walked outside. They may have saw a black man and assumed you were him, since it only seems to be 1 living there.
When dealing with my people I try to schedule things an hour b4 I want them to start, to allow for the inherent time delay.
As for paintball I think most folks have realized it is painful. Lots of women don't want to get hurt and sweaty to have fun. I think laser tag is a friendly female alternative.
Your flight does sound like it sucked, I hate sucky flights! But picture a sucky flight from Germany to the states sitting next to a rather large woman, not to say anything about being large, but it doesn't make for a comfortable flight when the person sitting next to you is spilling in to your space for an 11 hour flight!
albequrque (not even trying to spell it right) sounds exciting!:) you should try and extend some west coast time in to cali!
Man, you sure are one adventurous brotha. I don't see how "Jez Chill" can be a good blog pseudonym for you *LOL*. I would say "sorry" that my descriptive post turned a reader away, but how you think your mother got you here? Maybe next time I'll insert a *warning*. I can't wait to see some of your favorite things...I'm thinking you were tagged 'cause you are so gosh-darn private up in here. Luckily you have a hot tub; sore-poor-OLD-man!
Skiing, water-rafting, paintball... you sure you black? Jez jokin'. When people find out that I've gone bungy (sp?) jumping they look at me like I'm a darn fool. I too can appreciate adventure.
Between Humanity Critics vomit story and this diaper story, I'm not gonna get my late night dinner in.
I had a couple sucky flights like that going to and from Seattle. Going out there, I sat two rows in front of a child that must have had an ear infection or something, because he started screaming (not crying, hollering) as soon as we got altitute, and didn't stop until his hoarse screaming faded in the distance as I walked off the plane.
On the packed red-eye on the way back, I got stuck in a middle seat one row behind the exit row. Tried to sleep, no dice... the two equally broadshouldered men on either side of me made sure I never got comfortable. I was able to recline my seat, but it didn't help.
C2A: I went to the mall, saw three black folks! The one who saw me went out of her way to say 'Hi'. I only saw one black worker at the company I'm visiting, along w/ the security guard. So much for diversity.
DesertRose: It would be nice for me to continue on to the Pacific coast, see my peeps. Not this time, gotta a camping trip waiting for me.
Tiffany: You're probably right, I don't do too much "chillin", and whole lot of "kickin' it". According to my google search, I've had this name since 1998. Beware of impostors!
I admit, I was a boy scout. Shhh. I was raised being very active, I guess I haven't changed. I did find my mom some handmade turquoise from the Zuni tribe. That shit's expensive!!! I'm leaving the price tag on it. Maybe I'll blog one day on the rest of your questions.
Edwige: Also shows you how weird some googlers are.
Don Tate: You're supposed to eat first!
Rainmayun: Didn't they claim to make all the seats more spacious several years ago?
I think the spacious seats ended after 9/11... gotta make that money! I hear first class is roomy though...
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