Burger King meets Gay Porn

I had to do a doubletake. What the hell is Burger King advertising in their latest commercial? I saw glimpses of it before since I rarely watch commercials with any interest. But tonight, I was unusually glued to the screen to see this awful sight!

Dude wakes up from a good night's sleep to find the Burger King staring him down. There is only 2 reasons why someone would be staring at you while you sleep. 1> The killer is about to slash your throat or 2> You just had some awesome sex and your partner is waiting patiently for round 2. Am I wrong?

It gets worse! Then the Burger King treats his lucky date to a crosanwich!!! I would love for my girl to wake me up with a hot breakfast fully prepared when I wake up. I just don't understand the gay courtesy thing (not trying to either). After he serves him breakfast, which the dude is very gracious to receive, the BK gently puts his hand on dude's knee. *sick* Then the dude puts his hand on BK's hand (which is still on his knee). As if nothing else in the commercial was weird, they both react quickly and remove their hands. :-\ :-/ I don't get it! Is this like when you have a one night stand after too many drinks and don't want to see the other person anymore?

The commercial concludes with the gay porn slogan "Wake Up With The King!" I'm boycotting BK until this twisted commercial has left the shallow halls of my memory. I'm so paranoid now, I'm going to set my alarm tnoight to ensure I don't wake up with any unwanted guest when I wake up in the morning.